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[?]firekeeper [he/him] » 🌐
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https://sh.itjust.works/post/64245290

A meme regarding the spelling of the last name "Khalifa".

Alt...A meme regarding the spelling of the last name "Khalifa".

    lapt0r boosted

    [?]Tim Hergert [he/him] » 🌐
    @cjust@infosec.exchange

    The image is a meme that combines text with a photograph. The text at the top reads: "Me trying to figure out what's happening in the world through memes because I refuse to watch the news." Below the text is a photograph of actor Leonardo DiCaprio. He is seen in profile, seated and looking intently at his smartphone, which he holds with both hands. He is wearing a white tank top. His facial expression suggests concentration or perhaps mild frustration. His hair is somewhat tousled, and he has a beard and mustache. In the foreground, to the left, parts of palm fronds are visible, creating a soft, out-of-focus green and brown blur that partially frames DiCaprio. Behind him, a plain, deep blue background suggests an outdoor setting, possibly a sunny day. To the right of DiCaprio, the edge of a laptop is visible, also slightly out of focus. The composition places DiCaprio slightly off-center to the right, with the palm fronds and the laptop creating visual balance. The overall color palette is dominated by the blue of the background, the white of DiCaprio's tank top, the green and brown of the palm fronds, and the neutral tones of the laptop and DiCaprio's skin and hair. The lighting appears natural, suggesting daylight. The image's design is typical of internet memes, with a relatable caption paired with a fitting visual.

    Alt...The image is a meme that combines text with a photograph. The text at the top reads: "Me trying to figure out what's happening in the world through memes because I refuse to watch the news." Below the text is a photograph of actor Leonardo DiCaprio. He is seen in profile, seated and looking intently at his smartphone, which he holds with both hands. He is wearing a white tank top. His facial expression suggests concentration or perhaps mild frustration. His hair is somewhat tousled, and he has a beard and mustache. In the foreground, to the left, parts of palm fronds are visible, creating a soft, out-of-focus green and brown blur that partially frames DiCaprio. Behind him, a plain, deep blue background suggests an outdoor setting, possibly a sunny day. To the right of DiCaprio, the edge of a laptop is visible, also slightly out of focus. The composition places DiCaprio slightly off-center to the right, with the palm fronds and the laptop creating visual balance. The overall color palette is dominated by the blue of the background, the white of DiCaprio's tank top, the green and brown of the palm fronds, and the neutral tones of the laptop and DiCaprio's skin and hair. The lighting appears natural, suggesting daylight. The image's design is typical of internet memes, with a relatable caption paired with a fitting visual.

      Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

      [?]Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he) » 🌐
      @mgorny@social.treehouse.systems

      The word for Sunday in Slavic languages (e.g. "niedziela" in Polish) stems from "do not work" which refers to how everything's broken after Friday's push to production.

        Maddad ☑️ boosted

        [?]Pinchy63 🇨🇦 » 🌐
        @Pinchy63@ottawa.place

        This is where I shitpost from!

        The room has a computer setup on the right side of the screen, complete with a desk of brown wood like material which has a silver edge on it. On top of it is a black desktop computer and a monitor with text and apps on it. There’s a game controller under the monitor. It’s grey with black buttons. In front of that is a keyboard on a large mouse pad with a computer mouse on top of it. The chair for the desk is a white porcelain toilet. There’s a hose hanging on the wall beside it the walls are a white colour.

        Alt...The room has a computer setup on the right side of the screen, complete with a desk of brown wood like material which has a silver edge on it. On top of it is a black desktop computer and a monitor with text and apps on it. There’s a game controller under the monitor. It’s grey with black buttons. In front of that is a keyboard on a large mouse pad with a computer mouse on top of it. The chair for the desk is a white porcelain toilet. There’s a hose hanging on the wall beside it the walls are a white colour.

          [?]Tim Hergert [he/him] » 🌐
          @cjust@infosec.exchange

          ♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪

          The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a close-up of two Whippet cookies. One cookie is whole and dark brown, appearing to be coated in chocolate. The second cookie is cut in half, revealing a thick, white marshmallow filling sandwiched between the dark chocolate coating and a dark cookie base. Several dark chocolate sticks, which appear to be part of the cookie, are also visible in the background on the box. Text on the box includes "Dare" in a red oval logo at the top left, and a "Health Canada" label with a magnifying glass icon, indicating it's "High in Sat fat Sugars". The product is identified as "Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies" and the weight is listed as "250 g". There are also claims like "Made with 70% cocoa", "No Artificial Flavours", and "No Artificial Sweeteners". A small "Canada made better." logo is also present. To the right of the main box, another identical box of Whippets is partially visible, suggesting they are lined up on the shelf. To the left, a portion of a cardboard box, possibly for other products, is visible. Below the cookies, a price tag is attached to the shelf. It's a white electronic tag with a yellow section displaying "LIMIT 1" and the price "2.99 EA". Below that, smaller text indicates "AFTER LIMIT PAY 4.29 EA" and the product name "DARE WHIPPET NOIR ORIGINAL". Further down the shelf, other products are visible, including boxes with "MINI" branding and some with French text "NOUVEAU", suggesting a variety of other snack items. The lighting appears to be standard retail store lighting, creating a slightly cool overall tone. The composition is a medium shot, focusing on the product packaging and its immediate surroundings on the shelf.

          Alt...The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a close-up of two Whippet cookies. One cookie is whole and dark brown, appearing to be coated in chocolate. The second cookie is cut in half, revealing a thick, white marshmallow filling sandwiched between the dark chocolate coating and a dark cookie base. Several dark chocolate sticks, which appear to be part of the cookie, are also visible in the background on the box. Text on the box includes "Dare" in a red oval logo at the top left, and a "Health Canada" label with a magnifying glass icon, indicating it's "High in Sat fat Sugars". The product is identified as "Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies" and the weight is listed as "250 g". There are also claims like "Made with 70% cocoa", "No Artificial Flavours", and "No Artificial Sweeteners". A small "Canada made better." logo is also present. To the right of the main box, another identical box of Whippets is partially visible, suggesting they are lined up on the shelf. To the left, a portion of a cardboard box, possibly for other products, is visible. Below the cookies, a price tag is attached to the shelf. It's a white electronic tag with a yellow section displaying "LIMIT 1" and the price "2.99 EA". Below that, smaller text indicates "AFTER LIMIT PAY 4.29 EA" and the product name "DARE WHIPPET NOIR ORIGINAL". Further down the shelf, other products are visible, including boxes with "MINI" branding and some with French text "NOUVEAU", suggesting a variety of other snack items. The lighting appears to be standard retail store lighting, creating a slightly cool overall tone. The composition is a medium shot, focusing on the product packaging and its immediate surroundings on the shelf.

            If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

            [?]Tim Hergert [he/him] » 🌐
            @cjust@infosec.exchange

            friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.

            Alt... friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.

              [?]FinchHaven sfba » 🌐
              @FinchHaven@sfba.social

              USPol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

              @briankrebs

              The entire about #86 was (is) just one more example of how the Republicans speak in tongues -- to themselves

              The uses the English language but it's all encoded to have a separate meaning in the private universe

              Of course the national plays along and acts as willing dupes to it all, but its all just /Pol

                Dgar boosted

                [?]Panic In The Darkroom » 🌐
                @zlatko@social.zlatko.dev

                Do you all pls to LLM questions "just in case"?

                #shitposting #ai

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