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Search results for tag #funny

[?]Maika » 🌐
@Maikachan@mastodon.social

[?]Jonathan Kamens 86 47 » 🌐
@jik@federate.social

[?]Grickle » 🌐
@grickle@mstdn.social

The modern era.

Vampire and two skeletal friends sit in a gothic castle theater staring at a large screen that reads "Loading...", their ruined movie night from the castle's bad internet. Caption reads "Yet again, another movie night was totally ruined by the castle's crappy internet connection."

Alt...Vampire and two skeletal friends sit in a gothic castle theater staring at a large screen that reads "Loading...", their ruined movie night from the castle's bad internet. Caption reads "Yet again, another movie night was totally ruined by the castle's crappy internet connection."

    [?]MadeInDex 📰🌎 » 🌐
    @madeindex@mastodon.social

    🌎 Humanity is truly living its best dream:

    The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

    ⛵ Meanwhile the take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

    ⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of per refueling.

    cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyss

      [?]Maika » 🌐
      @Maikachan@mastodon.social

      [?]CalliopeXCaminades » 🌐
      @CalliopeXCaminades@loops.video

      Dressed like a disco ball all that’s left that’s missing is the eighties hair and the boooogerrr sugarhhhhhh #gaming #loops #fyp #foryoupage #viral #trending #explore #clips #shorts #funny #videos

        [?]Maika » 🌐
        @Maikachan@mastodon.social

        [?]Andrew Lewis Workshop » 🌐
        @LewisWorkshop@mastodon.online

        Someone pointed out that I was missing this sign from the collection, so here we are. Beware the old lady of the shed, and make sure you have a flask of tea and some biscuits ready, just in case.

        etsy.com/uk/listing/4546812415

        A metal sign reading "Beware the old lady of the shed" with instructions on what to do in the event of an unexpected encounter.

        Alt...A metal sign reading "Beware the old lady of the shed" with instructions on what to do in the event of an unexpected encounter.

          [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
          @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

          Happy reading! 😊

          @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

          Meme with five photos of a man looking increasingly ecstatic.
Captions:
1: You start a new book
2: You're off the next day
3: All chores and errands are done; and there's leftovers in the fridge
4: The blanket is warm
5: All of the sudden starts raining and there's thunder in the distance

          Alt...Meme with five photos of a man looking increasingly ecstatic. Captions: 1: You start a new book 2: You're off the next day 3: All chores and errands are done; and there's leftovers in the fridge 4: The blanket is warm 5: All of the sudden starts raining and there's thunder in the distance

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            [?]firekeeper [he/him] » 🌐
            @firekeeper@b0nfire.xyz

            https://sh.itjust.works/post/64245290

            A meme regarding the spelling of the last name "Khalifa".

            Alt...A meme regarding the spelling of the last name "Khalifa".

              [?]tyiart » 🌐
              @tyiart@mastodon.art

              some of my older kitty doodles that i still love. all are available as handmade stickers - tyiart.eu 🌺

              do you relate to any of those? i am literally all...

              Digital drawing of a cat waking up in a psych ward titled "what the absolute f*ck is going on"

              Alt...Digital drawing of a cat waking up in a psych ward titled "what the absolute f*ck is going on"

              Digital drawing of a cat trying to eat pizza, but a hand is pushing it away, titled "gluttony"

              Alt...Digital drawing of a cat trying to eat pizza, but a hand is pushing it away, titled "gluttony"

              Digital drawing of a confused round kitten titled "3 coffees no lunch"

              Alt...Digital drawing of a confused round kitten titled "3 coffees no lunch"

              Digital drawing of a cat with silly hat titled "i may be stupid and gay"

              Alt...Digital drawing of a cat with silly hat titled "i may be stupid and gay"

                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                @grickle@mstdn.social

                Different worlds.

                In a life-drawing class a cow poses on a stool while a turtle paints a finely detailed realistic portrait and a rabbit produces loose, energetic gesture sketches, suggesting each artist has different strengths. Caption reads "They each had their strengths."

                Alt...In a life-drawing class a cow poses on a stool while a turtle paints a finely detailed realistic portrait and a rabbit produces loose, energetic gesture sketches, suggesting each artist has different strengths. Caption reads "They each had their strengths."

                  [?]Maika » 🌐
                  @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                  Wanwan is the best marksman

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                    [?]Grickle » 🌐
                    @grickle@mstdn.social

                    TODAY! My latest graphic novel for early readers is out in the world! "My Imaginary Duck" is available in all your favorite places to purchase books! Is Mavis's duck REAL? Or imagined? Find out what happens in this quirky little adventure!

                    An illustration of red haired girl sitting with a duck on a porch. A clipped image from the new book by Graham Annable titled "My Imaginary Duck."

                    Alt...An illustration of red haired girl sitting with a duck on a porch. A clipped image from the new book by Graham Annable titled "My Imaginary Duck."

                    An image of the cover of Graham Annable's latest graphic novel for early readers titled "My Imaginary Duck."

                    Alt...An image of the cover of Graham Annable's latest graphic novel for early readers titled "My Imaginary Duck."

                      [?]Gromlee » 🌐
                      @gromlee@mastodon.social

                      The drink sizes are just getting ridiculous.

                      See the full cartoon at: gromlee.com/comic-strips/groml

                      Gromlee cartoon panel from "Creatures of Habit" Gromlee cartoon.

                      Alt...Gromlee cartoon panel from "Creatures of Habit" Gromlee cartoon.

                        [?]idunn » 🌐
                        @idunn@mastodon.social

                        [?]Maika » 🌐
                        @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                        [?]Maika » 🌐
                        @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                        [?]Grickle » 🌐
                        @grickle@mstdn.social

                        Uncomfortable.

                        Two cartoon owls perched on a branch, one with its head upside down, the other  talking and looking disturbed; caption reads "I really don't like that you can do that."

                        Alt...Two cartoon owls perched on a branch, one with its head upside down, the other talking and looking disturbed; caption reads "I really don't like that you can do that."

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                          [?]Ace of Cosmic Space🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍ [He/they] » 🌐
                          @aceofcosmicspace@lgbtqia.space

                          Every time

                          Picture of David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King with blonde long hair being blown back from his face. Black text above on a white background reads "Opening the oven to  check on your food like....

                          Alt...Picture of David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King with blonde long hair being blown back from his face. Black text above on a white background reads "Opening the oven to check on your food like....

                            [?]Stuff I found » 🌐
                            @stuffifound@pixelfed.social

                            Just some #humour to get you through the #Sunday

                            #heavymetal #deathmetal #blackmetal #metal #music #art #joke #funny #parody #satire

                            "I have a new black metal band"
"Really? What's it called?"

[Photo of a pile of wood that kinda looks like every black metal band's unreadable logo]

                            Alt..."I have a new black metal band" "Really? What's it called?" [Photo of a pile of wood that kinda looks like every black metal band's unreadable logo]

                              [?]Maika » 🌐
                              @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                              [?]Hanan » 🌐
                              @Hanan1991@mastodon.social

                              Roknrol boosted

                              [?]Joy » 🌐
                              @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                              ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                              Catching him cheating!

                              Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                Nick boosted

                                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                @grickle@mstdn.social

                                Good sounds.

                                A cozy kitchen on a rainy afternoon: a person, a cat, and a dog sit around a table eating bowls of strawberry-topped ice cream, listening to rain against the window and the gentle clinking of spoons. Caption reads "On rainy afternoons they would eat ice cream with strawberries, listening to the patter of rain and the clinking of spoons."

                                Alt...A cozy kitchen on a rainy afternoon: a person, a cat, and a dog sit around a table eating bowls of strawberry-topped ice cream, listening to rain against the window and the gentle clinking of spoons. Caption reads "On rainy afternoons they would eat ice cream with strawberries, listening to the patter of rain and the clinking of spoons."

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                                  [?]Ace's Funhouse🔞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [He/they] » 🌐
                                  @aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org

                                  😉

                                  Sign about a supermarket shelf that has strawberries on it. Sign is white text on black background and reads "plump, sweet and begging for cream."

                                  Alt...Sign about a supermarket shelf that has strawberries on it. Sign is white text on black background and reads "plump, sweet and begging for cream."

                                    [?]ProgressivePower » 🌐
                                    @ProgressivePower@newsie.social

                                    An attendee at President Trump's rally mocks him 😂

                                      [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                      @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                      [?]Joy » 🌐
                                      @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                      ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                      Purrito!

                                      Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                        Carolyn boosted

                                        [?]Joy » 🌐
                                        @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                        ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                        What a perfect spot!

                                        Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                          [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                          @grickle@mstdn.social

                                          Haircut.

                                          Medusa with snake-hair passes a second woman, "Mousedusa," whose hair is a swarm of mice, as the snakes immediately begin consuming the mice— a visual pun captioned "The unfortunate meeting of Medusa and Mousedusa."

                                          Alt...Medusa with snake-hair passes a second woman, "Mousedusa," whose hair is a swarm of mice, as the snakes immediately begin consuming the mice— a visual pun captioned "The unfortunate meeting of Medusa and Mousedusa."

                                            [?]Maika » 🌐
                                            @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                            [?]@SOD [ ソッド ] » 🤖 🌐
                                            @sazengrows@mastodon.social

                                            (79052) Beautiful girl are very shy - YouTube youtube.com/shorts/GN64tkbk2zY

                                              [?]Joy » 🌐
                                              @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                              ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                              You got something on your head...

                                              Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                🗳

                                                [?]Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) [🐱] » 🌐
                                                @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                                Should I secret add a bunch of hashtags to other people's posts without them knowing? Like this?

                                                Yes:55
                                                No:25
                                                who hurt you?!?:73

                                                Closed

                                                  [?]CalliopeXCaminades » 🌐
                                                  @CalliopeXCaminades@loops.video

                                                  "were running awayy were running away" singsongy calliope is BIG scaredy cat VIBES 😭 #residentevil #capcom #funny #gaming #fyp #loops #reels #viral #trending #clips

                                                    [?]CalliopeXCaminades » 🌐
                                                    @calliopexcaminades@mastodon.social

                                                    "were running awayy were running away" singsongy calliope is BIG scaredy cat VIBES 😭

                                                      [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                      @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                      A tiny bit spooky.

                                                      Hotel guests and a bellhop in a lobby stare, surprised, at a tiny, harmless ghost at their feet, conveying a mild, comical haunting. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

                                                      Alt...Hotel guests and a bellhop in a lobby stare, surprised, at a tiny, harmless ghost at their feet, conveying a mild, comical haunting. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

                                                        [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                                        @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                                        [?]idunn » 🌐
                                                        @idunn@mastodon.social

                                                        [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                        @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                        ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                        A little turtle!

                                                        Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                          [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                          @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                          [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                          @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                          I'm saying he IS right, and I understand! 😂

                                                          @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop



                                                          Mugshot of an elderly man in glasses.
Caption: MAN ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE AT
MIDNIGHT TO FINISH A BOOK HE HAD BEEN READING IN-STORE FOR FOUR CONSECUTIVE DAYS AND NEEDED TO RESOLVE BEFORE SLEEPING

Reply by Matt
"I'm not saying he's right, but I understand"

                                                          Alt...Mugshot of an elderly man in glasses. Caption: MAN ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE AT MIDNIGHT TO FINISH A BOOK HE HAD BEEN READING IN-STORE FOR FOUR CONSECUTIVE DAYS AND NEEDED TO RESOLVE BEFORE SLEEPING Reply by Matt "I'm not saying he's right, but I understand"

                                                            [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                            @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                            [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                            @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                            Fishy corporation.

                                                            Two flounder fish sit at an executive desk, awkwardly posed as company executives — a visual pun captioned "The Flounders of the company."

                                                            Alt...Two flounder fish sit at an executive desk, awkwardly posed as company executives — a visual pun captioned "The Flounders of the company."

                                                              [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                              @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                              Wanwan is the best marksman

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