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Eric Bono boosted

[?]Grickle » 🌐
@grickle@mstdn.social

Alienating.

Newly hatched facehuggers latch onto two astronaut's faces while another facehugger hatchling sits in an eggshell, refusing to facehug the remaining astronaut; caption reads: "Although it was ultimately what saved his life, in the moment Steve had never felt such profound rejection as he did right then."

Alt...Newly hatched facehuggers latch onto two astronaut's faces while another facehugger hatchling sits in an eggshell, refusing to facehug the remaining astronaut; caption reads: "Although it was ultimately what saved his life, in the moment Steve had never felt such profound rejection as he did right then."

    [?]Follow GOLF » 🌐
    @fogolf@vive.im

    fogolf.com/1329013/trump-humil Trump HUMILIATED After Getting CAUGHT CHEATING In Golf AND Soccer!

    Trump HUMILIATED After Getting CAUGHT CHEATING In Golf AND Soccer!

    Alt...Trump HUMILIATED After Getting CAUGHT CHEATING In Golf AND Soccer!

      [?]Maika » 🌐
      @Maikachan@mastodon.social

      hirara can't be defeated

        [?]Maika » 🌐
        @Maikachan@mastodon.social

        best ai for nana

          If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

          [?]Grickle » 🌐
          @grickle@mstdn.social

          Interesting.

          Many cats peer from the windows, porch, and yard of a suburban house while a man walks past, implying the homeowner known as the unseen "cat lady" is absent; caption reads, "No one had actually seen the 'cat lady' in years."

          Alt...Many cats peer from the windows, porch, and yard of a suburban house while a man walks past, implying the homeowner known as the unseen "cat lady" is absent; caption reads, "No one had actually seen the 'cat lady' in years."

            [?]Maika » 🌐
            @Maikachan@mastodon.social

            tell em

              Laura :bongoCat: boosted

              [?]Just a trash panda 🦝 [She/Her] » 🌐
              @trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net

              Some people on here that are always posting things that make me smile:

              - @Bwee :
              - @link :
              - @cmconseils :
              - @RussSharek :

              I know things are tough and there is a lot of shit going on in the world. So I especially appreciate these folks for making my timeline a little brighter.

              I am sure I could have come up with better hashtags to describe them, but this will do.

                millennial fulcrum boosted

                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                @grickle@mstdn.social

                Get the PRINT! gricklemart.com/countryside-ch

                A gentle, downcast Godzilla-sized monster sits in a countryside field cradling a small calf while content cows mill around, conveying that time with cows soothes and calms him. Get the print at gricklemart.com

                Alt...A gentle, downcast Godzilla-sized monster sits in a countryside field cradling a small calf while content cows mill around, conveying that time with cows soothes and calms him. Get the print at gricklemart.com

                  Roknrol boosted

                  [?]Ace's Funhouse🔞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [He/they] » 🌐
                  @aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org

                  Sesame Street NSFW 😂🔞 [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                  😂😅

                  Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Bert is trying to focus on reading his book while sitting in a yellow armchair. Ernie is behind the armchair, head tilted upwards, mouth agape. Text underneath the pic reads "With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book. "

                  Alt...Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Bert is trying to focus on reading his book while sitting in a yellow armchair. Ernie is behind the armchair, head tilted upwards, mouth agape. Text underneath the pic reads "With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book. "

                    Roknrol boosted

                    [?]Ace's Funhouse🔞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [He/they] » 🌐
                    @aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org

                    Meme, pegging, sign, funny [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                    Well, heck...😅

                    Sign from Camden Council that reads "No pegging permitted on grass areas". Written in white text on black background.

                    Alt...Sign from Camden Council that reads "No pegging permitted on grass areas". Written in white text on black background.

                      Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                      [?]Grickle » 🌐
                      @grickle@mstdn.social

                      Indeed.

                      Two birds perched outside a house peer through a window at a ferocious, giant, wide-eyed cat glaring back; caption reads "Thank god she's an indoor cat."

                      Alt...Two birds perched outside a house peer through a window at a ferocious, giant, wide-eyed cat glaring back; caption reads "Thank god she's an indoor cat."

                        Roknrol boosted

                        [?]Ace's Funhouse🔞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [He/they] » 🌐
                        @aces_funhouse@kinkycats.org

                        Sex meme. Right though?🤣🔞 [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                        Right though?🤣

                        Two pics of a hamster. Lefthamster is licking the screen enthusiastically. Right hamster looks scared and shocked. Black text above the left hamster says "me when I'm eating pussy and ass". Black text above right hamster says xme when an apple has that brown mushy spot."

                        Alt...Two pics of a hamster. Lefthamster is licking the screen enthusiastically. Right hamster looks scared and shocked. Black text above the left hamster says "me when I'm eating pussy and ass". Black text above right hamster says xme when an apple has that brown mushy spot."

                          Carolyn boosted

                          [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                          @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                          Everything's more fun if it's a vice!😂

                          @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop



                          Post by love drops My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

                          Alt...Post by love drops My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

                            [?]Maika » 🌐
                            @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                            kadita freestyle

                              [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                              @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                              eh! tiktok.com/@vinx1e/video/76635

                                Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                @grickle@mstdn.social

                                Patron.

                                Shaggy caveman Thog shows an abstract red stick-figure painting on a cave wall to two visitors, who look just like the abstracted characters he's drawn, say, "It's beautiful, Thog. I love it."

                                Alt...Shaggy caveman Thog shows an abstract red stick-figure painting on a cave wall to two visitors, who look just like the abstracted characters he's drawn, say, "It's beautiful, Thog. I love it."

                                  [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                  @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                  No thank you 💅🏼🤓 tiktok.com/@haileeandkendra/vi

                                    [?]Maika » 🌐
                                    @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                    kirara savage

                                      Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) boosted

                                      [?]Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon) [He/Him] » 🌐
                                      @golgaloth@writing.exchange

                                      Overused tropes. Finishing each other's sentences is not the only sign that two people get along, or know each other well. What other indications can you think of?

                                      Two cats on top of a fence climb over each other in passing. The greet each other familiarly, "Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralph."

                                      Alt...Two cats on top of a fence climb over each other in passing. The greet each other familiarly, "Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralph."

                                        [?]Maika » 🌐
                                        @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                        nana 🥺

                                          Geoffrey Giebelhaus boosted

                                          [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                          @grickle@mstdn.social

                                          He still intended to eat him, but for the moment the bear decided he would comfort the lost boy in the forest.

                                          A child leans against a large bear on a rock, both looking sad but comforted as they sit together in a grassy meadow with trees in the background.

                                          Alt...A child leans against a large bear on a rock, both looking sad but comforted as they sit together in a grassy meadow with trees in the background.

                                            [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                            @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                            Fav transition!! tiktok.com/@emmaandgeorgiaa/vi

                                              Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                                              [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                              @grickle@mstdn.social

                                              It was time.

                                              Giant troll curled and stuck under a small stone footbridge, looking embarrassed while a tiny passerby walks over the bridge; Caption reads "He really needed to find a bigger bridge."

                                              Alt...Giant troll curled and stuck under a small stone footbridge, looking embarrassed while a tiny passerby walks over the bridge; Caption reads "He really needed to find a bigger bridge."

                                                CurtAdams boosted

                                                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                Trouble.

                                                Cows calmly conversing with robed, helmeted cow-looking aliens stepping out of a large purple spacecraft and pointing at a nearby billboard advertising a burger ("MMMM... GOOD!") while anxious townspeople look on. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

                                                Alt...Cows calmly conversing with robed, helmeted cow-looking aliens stepping out of a large purple spacecraft and pointing at a nearby billboard advertising a burger ("MMMM... GOOD!") while anxious townspeople look on. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

                                                  [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                  @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                  Wanwan is the best marksman

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                                                    surdfish boosted

                                                    [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                    @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                    This start of The Myth of Sisyphus is some of the best writing these little eyes have ever seen, and yes I do imagine Sisyphus happy 😁

                                                    @philosophy
                                                    @psychology
                                                    @reading
                                                    @bookstodon @books
                                                    @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop




                                                    Albert Camus and Peter Griffin from family guy are sitting in a bar. Camus: There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Peter: Who the fuck starts a book like that? I just sat down!!

                                                    Alt...Albert Camus and Peter Griffin from family guy are sitting in a bar. Camus: There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Peter: Who the fuck starts a book like that? I just sat down!!

                                                      [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                      @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                        millennial fulcrum boosted

                                                        [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                        @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                        Eat the rich.

                                                        Servants struggle up a steep hill carrying a relaxed king seated on a throne as he says, "I'm tired, let's take a break," satirizing unequal burdens and indifferent leadership.

                                                        Alt...Servants struggle up a steep hill carrying a relaxed king seated on a throne as he says, "I'm tired, let's take a break," satirizing unequal burdens and indifferent leadership.

                                                          [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                          @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                          I didn't know we got credit for Dune! 😂

                                                          @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world




                                                          Three panel meme from Pirates of the Caribbean 1: Book with wall of text 2: You know you can't read. 3: It's God Emperor of Dune you get credit for trying.

                                                          Alt...Three panel meme from Pirates of the Caribbean 1: Book with wall of text 2: You know you can't read. 3: It's God Emperor of Dune you get credit for trying.

                                                            [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                            @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                            tell em

                                                              int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...) boosted

                                                              [?]boksy » 🌐
                                                              @boksy@c.im

                                                              I feel seen.

                                                              Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. In a series of panels, Calvin tells Hobbes, "Yesterday dad went out to buy a hardcover novel. He said he wanted to read something long, rich, and thought-provoking for a change. And he wanted a cloth binding so his book could carried around and reread later. Then he said he was going to buy the book with cash so nobody could trace the purchase to him and exploit his interest for commercial purposes." Then Hobbes asks "Your dad's going into the future kicking and screaming, isn't he?" And Calvin replies, "What if he's turning into some kind of subversive?"

                                                              Alt...Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. In a series of panels, Calvin tells Hobbes, "Yesterday dad went out to buy a hardcover novel. He said he wanted to read something long, rich, and thought-provoking for a change. And he wanted a cloth binding so his book could carried around and reread later. Then he said he was going to buy the book with cash so nobody could trace the purchase to him and exploit his interest for commercial purposes." Then Hobbes asks "Your dad's going into the future kicking and screaming, isn't he?" And Calvin replies, "What if he's turning into some kind of subversive?"

                                                                [?]Meow Moe » 🌐
                                                                @meowmoe@jpmstdn.com

                                                                meowmoe.com/239372/ funny cats videos 's

                                                                funny cats videos #cat #trending #shorts

                                                                Alt...funny cats videos #cat #trending #shorts

                                                                  If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

                                                                  [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                  @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                  Unbelievable!

                                                                  Man opens bathroom door to find his supposedly hairless cat standing on a stool shaving clumps of fur in front of a mirror, revealing the cat is actually wearing a removable fur coat—he looks shocked. Caption reads "Evan was shocked to discover that Baxter wasn't a naturally hairless cat at all!"

                                                                  Alt...Man opens bathroom door to find his supposedly hairless cat standing on a stool shaving clumps of fur in front of a mirror, revealing the cat is actually wearing a removable fur coat—he looks shocked. Caption reads "Evan was shocked to discover that Baxter wasn't a naturally hairless cat at all!"

                                                                    [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                                                    @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                                                    tiktok.com/@bbrriinnllyy/video

                                                                      The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️ boosted

                                                                      [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                      @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                      Feeling the breeze.

                                                                      Grover steers a small motorboat while Kermit sits behind with his arms streaming backward as the wind carries them away. Caption reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

                                                                      Alt...Grover steers a small motorboat while Kermit sits behind with his arms streaming backward as the wind carries them away. Caption reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

                                                                        Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) boosted

                                                                        [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                                        @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                        ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                        I picture this cat has a French accent.

                                                                        Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                                        Photo of a cute black and white cat with markings to the right and left of his nose looking like a tiny moustache.

                                                                        Alt...Photo of a cute black and white cat with markings to the right and left of his nose looking like a tiny moustache.

                                                                          [?]Maika » 🌐
                                                                          @Maikachan@mastodon.social

                                                                          nana 🥺

                                                                            [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                                            @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                            ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                            Yep.

                                                                            Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                                            Photos of 4 cats seemingly melting from heat. Top left is a white cat, top right is a ginger cat, bottom left is a grey cat, and the bottom right is a light grey cat. The top text reads, "You know it's summer when the cats start melting."

                                                                            Alt...Photos of 4 cats seemingly melting from heat. Top left is a white cat, top right is a ginger cat, bottom left is a grey cat, and the bottom right is a light grey cat. The top text reads, "You know it's summer when the cats start melting."

                                                                              David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) boosted

                                                                              [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                              @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                              Vader’s new management style was initially met with some confusion, but it ultimately made the Empire stronger and led to the quiet dismantling of the Rebellion.

                                                                              Darth Vader awkwardly embraces a blushing stormtrooper while a row of expressionless troopers stand at attention and an Imperial officer looks on disapprovingly, turning a stern military scene into an unexpectedly tender moment.

                                                                              Alt...Darth Vader awkwardly embraces a blushing stormtrooper while a row of expressionless troopers stand at attention and an Imperial officer looks on disapprovingly, turning a stern military scene into an unexpectedly tender moment.

                                                                                [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                                                                                i said big not the biggest! edit: guys if ur over the age of 14 don’t dm me pls im a minor🥹 tiktok.com/@user2684380763/vid

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