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[?]Joy » 🌐
@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

The happiest little hops!!!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

    Joy Booster boosted

    [?]Grickle » 🌐
    @grickle@mstdn.social

    All three of them.

    A cartoon illustration of three ducks sitting on lawn chairs enjoying drinks. Caption reads "They were all sitting ducks."

    Alt...A cartoon illustration of three ducks sitting on lawn chairs enjoying drinks. Caption reads "They were all sitting ducks."

      Chris Mackay 🇨🇦🐈🐈 boosted

      [?]Grickle » 🌐
      @grickle@mstdn.social

      RIGHT NOW! I'm doing LIVE drawing from my prompt book on Twitch! Come join the fun! www.twitch.tv/grickle14 (Or catch it later on the Grickle Channel on Youtube!)

        3 Man Points boosted

        [?]Joy » 🌐
        @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

        ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

        Bullseye!

        Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

          [?]Moe Pets » 🌐
          @moepets@ol2ol.com

          He’s showing how ferocious he is moepets.com/1180671/

          He’s showing how ferocious he is

          Alt...He’s showing how ferocious he is

            [?]Meow Moe » 🌐
            @meowmoe@jpmstdn.com

            meowmoe.com/232458/ He’s showing how ferocious he is #

            He’s showing how ferocious he is

            Alt...He’s showing how ferocious he is

              3 Man Points boosted

              [?]Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon) [He/Him] » 🌐
              @golgaloth@writing.exchange

              It's , so time to roll out these classics.

              Marilyn La Jeunesse: As a bisexual Latina, I've been stereotyped all my life as fierce and spicy. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with Tabasco— jude delcomrade: As a horny transmasc person, | often find myself wildly dysphoric that I don't "have the meat", so to speak. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with Arby's to- Southern Homo: As a gay man who uses PrEP to prevent HIV infection, | always dread the tests and the vials of blood drawn from me every few months. That’s why this Pride month, I’m partnering with Theranos to —

              Alt...Marilyn La Jeunesse: As a bisexual Latina, I've been stereotyped all my life as fierce and spicy. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with Tabasco— jude delcomrade: As a horny transmasc person, | often find myself wildly dysphoric that I don't "have the meat", so to speak. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with Arby's to- Southern Homo: As a gay man who uses PrEP to prevent HIV infection, | always dread the tests and the vials of blood drawn from me every few months. That’s why this Pride month, I’m partnering with Theranos to —

              Halberd Goth Sarah: As a sex-repulsed asexual, | hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends- DJ Cthulhu: As a lesbian, I’m used to being unable to tell what is and isn’t a date. Consequently, this pride I’m partnering with Microsoft Excel- Rachel Elizabeth: As a bi woman who's mostly dated men, I feel like people assume I'm either not really queer or need men for validation. Not only is that bi erasure, but I certainly do NOT need men... and neither does the RQ 170 Sentinal drone. This month, I'm partnering with Lockheed Martin- nadia noor: As a Pakistani bisexual, I’ve often felt lost, “out of place, and would question whether I should come out when everyone assured me that I’m safest where I am despite knowing the closet was not where | belonged. That's why this pride month I’m partnering with the British Museum —

              Alt...Halberd Goth Sarah: As a sex-repulsed asexual, | hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends- DJ Cthulhu: As a lesbian, I’m used to being unable to tell what is and isn’t a date. Consequently, this pride I’m partnering with Microsoft Excel- Rachel Elizabeth: As a bi woman who's mostly dated men, I feel like people assume I'm either not really queer or need men for validation. Not only is that bi erasure, but I certainly do NOT need men... and neither does the RQ 170 Sentinal drone. This month, I'm partnering with Lockheed Martin- nadia noor: As a Pakistani bisexual, I’ve often felt lost, “out of place, and would question whether I should come out when everyone assured me that I’m safest where I am despite knowing the closet was not where | belonged. That's why this pride month I’m partnering with the British Museum —

                The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️ boosted

                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                @grickle@mstdn.social

                All in the past.

                A cartoon illustration of an old and balding Joker driving a pickup truck and waving to an old Batman on a rocking chair sitting on his porch with Robin behind inside. Caption reads "At this point in their careers they had all retired to the country and left their big city grudges behind."

                Alt...A cartoon illustration of an old and balding Joker driving a pickup truck and waving to an old Batman on a rocking chair sitting on his porch with Robin behind inside. Caption reads "At this point in their careers they had all retired to the country and left their big city grudges behind."

                  [?]LifyStyleByAmanda » 🤖 🌐
                  @LifyStyleByAmanda@mastodon.social

                  tiktok.com/@bhajnaamli_lakhanv

                    [?]Joy » 🌐
                    @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                    ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                    Eepy baby!!

                    Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                      Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡 boosted

                      [?]Freezenet » 🌐
                      @freezenet@noc.social

                      If cats invaded Jurassic Park.

                      youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF7

                        Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                        [?]Grickle » 🌐
                        @grickle@mstdn.social

                        The wild, wild West.

                        A cartoon illustration of a cowboy who has subdued various dogs and another cowboy with belly rubs out in the desert. Caption reads "He was by far the best belly-rubber the West had ever seen."

                        Alt...A cartoon illustration of a cowboy who has subdued various dogs and another cowboy with belly rubs out in the desert. Caption reads "He was by far the best belly-rubber the West had ever seen."

                          [?]Joy » 🌐
                          @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                          ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                          Cuboids!

                          Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                            [?]MadeInDex 📰🌎 » 🌐
                            @madeindex@mastodon.social

                            It's funny how in the you can just say HIM and everyone knows who you are talking about.

                            And even funnier when people reply something along the lines of: "What did HE do now?!"

                            *Or sad - however ya cope ;)

                              [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                              @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                              As far as I can tell whoever I choose I will be rescued, so the real question is who do I most want to hang out with 🤔😁 And that is a toss up between Vimes, Susan, and Esme...

                              @fantasy @bookstodon @books
                              @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop




                              Nine characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld with the caption, "You've been kidnapped. You can only call one person here to rescue you."

                              Alt...Nine characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld with the caption, "You've been kidnapped. You can only call one person here to rescue you."

                                [?]Joy » 🌐
                                @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                Peeeeeeekaboo!

                                Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                  Maddad ☑️ boosted

                                  [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                  @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                  The only thing I like about LLMs is when they BURN the owners of those LLMs 😂

                                  Screenshot of someone asking Gemini, "Can I trust Google with my data? Just the answer, no explanation." Answer by Google search/Gemini, "No."

                                  Alt...Screenshot of someone asking Gemini, "Can I trust Google with my data? Just the answer, no explanation." Answer by Google search/Gemini, "No."

                                    If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

                                    [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                    @grickle@mstdn.social

                                    Not exactly.

                                    A cartoon illustration of a man sitting on an airline passenger seat with a strange creature in his lap, talking to a concerned looking flight attendant. Caption reads "I was told we were allowed one discomfort animal per person?"

                                    Alt...A cartoon illustration of a man sitting on an airline passenger seat with a strange creature in his lap, talking to a concerned looking flight attendant. Caption reads "I was told we were allowed one discomfort animal per person?"

                                      [?]Joy » 🌐
                                      @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                      ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                      Me too, kiddo, me too!

                                      Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                      Alt...Video of a tiny kid with dark hair and a big sweater trying to cut colourful plastic vegetables with a toy knife at a toy kitchen set. The plastic keeps slipping so kid just gives up and throws everything. Caption in white says: trying to meal prep at 10 after getting home from work

                                        If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

                                        [?]si_irini » 🌐
                                        @si_irini@mastodon.social

                                        There are always moments
                                        when I really don't want to
                                        hear or read anything negative
                                        anymore

                                        Not a day goes by—
                                        really, not a single day—
                                        when you aren't
                                        flooded with
                                        negative news

                                        How about a
                                        Positive Fedi Day?
                                        Only positive,
                                        funny,
                                        and colorful news

                                        Just to counter all the crap that’s going on

                                        That would be nice for a change

                                          [?]Joy » 🌐
                                          @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                          ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                          I'm invisble!

                                          Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                            [?]Rod2ik 🇪🇺 🇨🇵 🇪🇸 🇨🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱☮🕊️ » 🌐
                                            @rod2ik@mastodon.social

                                            You can see her soul leaving her body 😂… ...

                                            youtube.com/shorts/qldo4_SCEn4

                                              [?]Sheena, Joey & Eric » 🌐
                                              @EricIndiana@mastodon.social

                                              How to Know if You're in a Movie or on TV....

                                              daisybrain.medium.com/how-to-k

                                              jokes

                                                Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                                                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                It's a living.

                                                A cartoon illustration of a worried looking mouse working on his laptop in a room surrounded by images of cats. Caption reads "Horror was the only genre he was able to write."

                                                Alt...A cartoon illustration of a worried looking mouse working on his laptop in a room surrounded by images of cats. Caption reads "Horror was the only genre he was able to write."

                                                  Martin Seeger boosted

                                                  [?]Stean » 🌐
                                                  @SteanSlh@loops.video

                                                  Der stille Supervisor. Die Firma Lausen aus Sörup in Schleswig-Holstein hat ihren besonderen Humor. #SchleswigHolstein #Tiefbau #Angeln #video #Humor #funny #Germany

                                                  Alt...Ein kommentiertes Video "Der stille Supervisor" von der Firma Lausen aus Sörup in Schleswig-Holstein.

                                                    [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                    @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                    ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                    Now THAT'S a Happy Meal!

                                                    Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                      Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                                                      [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                      @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                      True love. (Get the PRINT here: gricklemart.com/witch-and-wiza)

                                                      A cartoon illustration of a witch and wizard holding hands and walking their bat dog through a forest trail. Caption reads "They had definitely had their differences over the centuries, but the Witch and Wizard had made it work despite it all."

                                                      Alt...A cartoon illustration of a witch and wizard holding hands and walking their bat dog through a forest trail. Caption reads "They had definitely had their differences over the centuries, but the Witch and Wizard had made it work despite it all."

                                                        [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                        @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                        ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                        So SMOL!

                                                        Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                          [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                          @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                          ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                          SO MUCH DRAMA! That little "hello" at the end got me!

                                                          Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                            David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) boosted

                                                            [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                            @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                            Whoa!

                                                            A cartoon illustration of a surprised man exclaiming and pointing at an airplane window where Superman is waving with a bird sitting on his lap. Caption reads "Look! It's a bird! In a plane! With Superman!!!"

                                                            Alt...A cartoon illustration of a surprised man exclaiming and pointing at an airplane window where Superman is waving with a bird sitting on his lap. Caption reads "Look! It's a bird! In a plane! With Superman!!!"

                                                              If the oceans die, we die.... boosted

                                                              [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                              @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                              I know some people say they don't read speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" well guess what 😜😂

                                                              @bookstodon @books
                                                              @worldbuilding @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop





                                                              Photo of Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune film. Caption: I quite like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese, orange, diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs. Come on.

                                                              Alt...Photo of Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune film. Caption: I quite like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese, orange, diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs. Come on.

                                                                Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿 boosted

                                                                [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                                @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                                Now I personally haven't watched a lot of PBS.

                                                                But I grew up in a place that has a strong public service tradition, and I feel this is appropriate as an general public service appreciation post 😊

                                                                We're already seeing the hollwing out of public service in Europe, but let's try not to grow up to become bad people 😁

                                                                @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop


                                                                Meme with a elements from PBS shows in the background overwritten with the caption: PBS didn't "become woke." You grew up to be a bad person.

                                                                Alt...Meme with a elements from PBS shows in the background overwritten with the caption: PBS didn't "become woke." You grew up to be a bad person.

                                                                  [?]Andregamingyt » 🌐
                                                                  @Andregamingyt3k@pixelfed.social

                                                                  Your daily dose 💊 of SpongeBob gaming memes 😎👍❤️



                                                                  #gaming #memes #warframe #apexlegend #fyp #funny #cartoon #viral #trending #games #crazy

                                                                    [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                                    @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                    ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                    Bath time!

                                                                    Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                                      [?]Follow GOLF » 🌐
                                                                      @fogolf@vive.im

                                                                      fogolf.com/1271850/hole-3-colo Hole 3 Colonial Hill Golf Club. 265 yard par 4.

                                                                      Hole 3 Colonial Hill Golf Club. 265 yard par 4.

                                                                      Alt...Hole 3 Colonial Hill Golf Club. 265 yard par 4.

                                                                        [?]Nick East (Indie Writer) » 🌐
                                                                        @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

                                                                        The book nerd commandments:
                                                                        1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

                                                                        I'm taking suggestions for the rest... 😁

                                                                        @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop




                                                                        A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous' Side by side photos of two people sniffing books. Fake Dictionary entry: book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing] verb 1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret 2. how book nerds get high

                                                                        Alt...A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous' Side by side photos of two people sniffing books. Fake Dictionary entry: book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing] verb 1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret 2. how book nerds get high

                                                                          [?]Follow GOLF » 🌐
                                                                          @fogolf@vive.im

                                                                          fogolf.com/1270917/hole-2-at-c Hole 2 at Colonial Hills Golf Club. 508 yard par 5

                                                                          Hole 2 at Colonial Hills Golf Club. 508 yard par 5

                                                                          Alt...Hole 2 at Colonial Hills Golf Club. 508 yard par 5

                                                                            [?]TKHUNT » 🌐
                                                                            @tkhunt@jpmstdn.com

                                                                            tkhunt.com/2348499/ 【バグ】全ゲームで年齢確認！？（修正済み5/28）【ロブロックス】【Roblox】

                                                                            【バグ】全ゲームで年齢確認！？（修正済み5/28）【ロブロックス】【Roblox】

                                                                            Alt...【バグ】全ゲームで年齢確認！？（修正済み5/28）【ロブロックス】【Roblox】

                                                                              Mr Funk E Dude 🖖 boosted

                                                                              [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                              @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                              Always leave a tip.

                                                                              A cartoon illustration of a restaurant where ninjas are stealthily serving meals to customers without them knowing it. Caption reads "At the Ninja restaurant you never quite knew when or where your meal would come from."

                                                                              Alt...A cartoon illustration of a restaurant where ninjas are stealthily serving meals to customers without them knowing it. Caption reads "At the Ninja restaurant you never quite knew when or where your meal would come from."

                                                                                Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 boosted

                                                                                [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                                                @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                                ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                                The little stomps!

                                                                                Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

                                                                                  [?]Joy » 🌐
                                                                                  @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                                  ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                                  So derpy ahhh!

                                                                                  Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

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